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getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry.

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condom:

mom I scraped my knee I need a $1000

condom:

mom I scraped my knee I need a $1000

(via artdumpling)

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(Source: shopwitme, via megaphoric)

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versalandversamod:

baschfire:

doofcake:

sniisel:

so what nonon actually wanted to say is

why does it keep coming back stop oh god

If i fail to reblog this, assume i’m dead

I will literally ALWAYS reblog thsi

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adriofthedead asked: "rarity can't be a feminist because she's all about beauty" cause only real feminists smear feces all over their bodies before ripping out a man's jugular with her teeth

adriofthedead:

dragondicks:

real feminists are burned by make-up and beauty products like holy water burns a vampire. We can’t go into department stores because those guys who spray you with perfume are literally fatal to us

I accidentally touched a dress once and fell into a coma for several weeks

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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via thatsonofamitch)

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forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

(via mhmsmusic)

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via theangryviolinist)

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