Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
#fort saves keep you from throwing up a bad tomato
#reflex saves keep you from falling into a box of tomatoes
#will saves lets you realize they’re lying about it being a tomato